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Watching @jkalucki snoop around on @bs's desk.
I wonder if it is possible to track down the street view dudes from my hometown and bribe them to go down my old street.
Trading street view links of places from my childhood with my mom. Technology makes holiday nostalgia so much more fun.
Ok, it has to be said. It's cold.
@mrtall Was the shoe a brown suede knee-high boot with a 3" spiked heel? If so, the movers took it for a joy ride and left it on Bryant.
My desk is littered with edged weapons... erm, I mean tools. Yes, tools. For my job. Honestly, I can't deploy without them.
Dangerous levels of cute. Not for the faint of heart. http://tinyurl.com/mtzd9
Do you have ANY IDEA just how lucky we are that we get to be alive here and now? It's actually kind of amazing.
Terribly amused that a "[citation needed]" flag exists within the first sentence of the Wikipedia page on Santa Claus.
Horray! I has a keyboard tray! Thank you @krissy!
'Tis the season for tracking packages.
OH GOD MY PHONE IS CRACKED! Oh wait, no. That's just a cat hair. This happens about three times a week.
@nkallen Perhaps. But my captor gives me some really cool shit, so I don't mind.
Finally tried that Sudoku thing. Missed my stop by a mile. Review: fun, but next time I'll uncheck the "brisk walk" option.
Maybe it's just the hangover, but these kids letters to Santa are making me tear up.
Pretty sure I'm gonna win the In Latest After The Holiday Party contest.
Lesson learned: Do not use communication devices when hung over.
Putting on my girl costume for the holiday party.
It has become evident that this day calls for _far_ more caffeine than I had initially allocated.
Please UPS, show the "Scheduled Delivery" field even when blank. An honest "we don't know" is preferred to playing "where's waldo" for data.
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