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At the gramma's house for pie. - http://bkite.com/03e3x |
OM OM OM |
@macosken Thanks Ken, *you* rock! |
@durgle The d-bag DHL driver never stopped at the house although he marked the shipment as "receiver not home." |
Everything and everyone was fine. I was stopping off to look at my iPhone of all things when I drove onto what I thought was level ground. |
Totally drove into a ditch. Thankfully a bunch of awesome people came to my rescue! |
My Christmas wish is to not get any more email for the rest of the year. PLEEEASTHE! |
@biz What would you use instead of cards? |
@THEIBLOG ITS THE CHOCK LOCK FOOL GO TO CHOCKLOCK.COM AND LEARN ABOUT THE FASINATING WORLD OF THE CHOCK LOCK AND ITS POWER OK |
@theiBlog A BIT JEALOUS ARE WE |
OMG MY CARDS ARE COMING TODAY ITS THE BEST SHINY CHRISTMAS PRESENT TO ME THAT I GET TO GIVE TO EVERYONE AT MACWORLD YEAH |
Finally feel better from those couple chips I ate earlier. I'm reconsidering not being vegan |
Booze is like Jeff Goldbum, It’s really great to a point, but if you put too much of it in something it becomes really annoying. |
@CaliLewis Do the opposite of what you've been doing |
@jgamet That and the trapper boner keeper |
Friggin line dancing, fools! - http://bkite.com/03bJq |
@jgamet What was wrong with your pants |
@August Will you be at Macworld? |
Escalator temporarily *stairs*. Sorry for the convenience... http://tinyurl.com/8jhhel |
