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The Lion, The Witch, and The AIDS Virus. #failedchildrenbooktitles2:53 PM Jul 29th from UberTwitter
Heather Has Two Mommies. Both Dykes. #failedchildrensbooktitles12:46 PM Jul 29th from web
Where the Sidewalk Ends. And Hell Begins. #failedchildrensbooktitles12:30 PM Jul 29th from web
Sarah Palin:"Here in Alaska, we have that steadying North Star. It's impossible to lose your way. Unless it's cloudy or slightly overcast."5:05 PM Jul 26th from web
New trailer for "The Goods." Some of my favorite jokes in the movie...http://FunnyOrDie.com/m/2qx41:54 PM Jul 26th from web
"Hooch is Awesome." #ThingsHeardInaMovieTheater1:16 PM Jul 24th from web
"Tombstone Pizza." #failedwesterns5:45 PM Jul 17th from web
"Once Upon a Time in the Cinnabon." #failedwesterns5:18 PM Jul 17th from web
Obama to NAACP: "No excuses! No excuses! Okay, maybe one, 'My girl is trippin'.' But that's it."10:25 AM Jul 17th from web
Just had a great meeting with @johncmayer.3:09 PM Jul 16th from web
@bryancallen @jeremypiven @danecook You know I paintball.12:18 PM Jul 14th from web in reply to bryancallen
FollowFriday @jordanrubin Consistently funny. And this is coming from a real asshole when it comes to comedy.5:43 PM Jul 10th from web
"You have to ask yourself one question, is fate on my side? Is it, punk? Is fate on your side right now do you think?" #1stdraftmovielines5:23 PM Jul 10th from web
"Candor? I don't think you'd be entirely comfortable with candor!" #1stdraftmovielines3:02 PM Jul 10th from web
Awesome thing in NYTimes. Reader submitted photos taken on cellphone cameras. http://bit.ly/eXVGd11:15 AM Jul 10th from web
Al Sharpton to MJ's kids: "Your daddy wasn't strange!" Al Sharpton to Peanut Butter: "You are not made of butter and peanuts!"6:32 PM Jul 7th from web
How did the kid from Harry Potter know he had swine flu? Because he was covered in Hogwarts!! PROFESSIONAL COMEDY WRITER IN THE HOUSE!!2:25 PM Jul 4th from web
I don't know if you've seen "the Hangover," but @kenjeong jumping out of the trunk nude set Asian people back an inch and a half.6:08 PM Jul 2nd from web
Robin Williams and Bono are starting to look like the same person.7:03 PM Jun 30th from web
Everybody knows: If a drug addict begs you for drugs, you give it to them. That's junkie school 101.5:32 PM Jun 30th from web