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At 3:33pm on Sat, Venissimo will crack open an 80-lb wheel of Parm-Reg to celebrate new East Village store. Corner of 9th&G.;9 minutes ago from TweetDeck
Glenn Beck boils froggie on TV. Frog already dead due to life-sucking power in Beck's epidermal layer. http://bit.ly/115Kueabout 20 hours ago from TweetDeck
Dear Jesus. Please refer all "Biggest Loser" candidates to San Diego Chargers. We're in desperate need of big fat guys. Yer pal.about 20 hours ago from TweetDeck
Yikes. "I woke up that night from a blackout to find myself having sex with my own father." McKenzie Phillips autobio. http://bit.ly/7Y3FBabout 20 hours ago from TweetDeck
Massage at Se this morn. Amazing. Two hours. Like training for metrosexual olympics. I smell like herbs and happiness.about 21 hours ago from TweetDeck
@paulmbowers Seriously. Like 1-800-GOJESUS.about 22 hours ago from TweetDeck in reply to paulmbowers
@holidaymatinee But I've never understood why exit-row seats aren't more expensive. Unless yer gonna die, twice the legroom is worth stuff.12:27 AM Sep 23rd from TweetDeck in reply to holidaymatinee
Dear Jesus. I heard straight porn makes you gay. Please send gay porn. Yer pal. http://bit.ly/LwWE511:16 PM Sep 22nd from TweetDeck
@Barbarellaf It's a designer cooking knife. Costs a lot.10:46 PM Sep 22nd from TweetDeck in reply to Barbarellaf
Dear Jesus. My baseball team has broken its leg and it wasn't even in the race. Please euthanize. Sincerely, Padres fan.10:32 PM Sep 22nd from TweetDeck
The first person to open a gluten-free restaurant in SD will strike it rich.10:29 PM Sep 22nd from TweetDeck
Dear Jesus. Chickens are gauche. And excessively feathered. Consider cutting to chase and have hens give birth to pate. Thx.10:17 PM Sep 22nd from TweetDeck
@urbansolace Applause. That will be second best name behind "Pizza, Beer and Jelly Beans" (actual name, coming soon).10:06 PM Sep 22nd from TweetDeck in reply to urbansolace
@urbansolace You were the Cindarella of 08 and the odds-on fave for 2010. As long as you name the new spot Flaming Banana Hammocks.10:01 PM Sep 22nd from TweetDeck in reply to urbansolace
Cucina Urbana is officially the biggest restaurant success story of 2009. Packed. Lively. Happening. Good food. A recession swan.9:43 PM Sep 22nd from TweetDeck
@specialksd Coming in to Cucina Urbana for the first time tonight. Finally. Lookin forward to it.4:14 PM Sep 22nd from TweetDeck in reply to specialksd
@specialksd It is. At Bar Leucadian. Where I left significant amounts of dignity back in the day.4:12 PM Sep 22nd from TweetDeck in reply to specialksd
@specialksd I love that pink trucker hat.4:06 PM Sep 22nd from TweetDeck in reply to specialksd
RT @AHizz: Owners of Arrivederci (opening new location on 30th in NP) taking La Vache space in Hillcrest 4 new concept3:19 PM Sep 22nd from TweetDeck
Urinal design news. Instead of "fly" painted mid-urinal to improve men's aim, at QComm there is a "Denver Broncos" logo.12:56 PM Sep 22nd from TweetDeck

Name Troy Johnson
Location San Diego
Web http://tinyurl.co...
Bio Senior Editor of Riviera magazine, in charge of culinary. My first book, Family Outing, is currently #931,000 on the Amazon charts.