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  1. Fate! - I wanted to tell her that if I had never tied her baby to a dog to make it look like the baby was... http://tumblr.com/xnh3no3c7
  2. Photo: This explosive Disc of DVD Action starts with this part where the guy is like, “I’m the Steven Seagull... http://tumblr.com/xnh3nndx5
  3. The Steven Seagull is in touch with rappers enough that they are okay with helping him kick people.
  4. @natasha Weather!? Lucky...it's the same here...again.
  5. My dog Eric just got a free hamburger for denouncing Christ. Sometimes he's just in the right place at the right time.
  6. @sampocker The Dare Devil DVD disc Part 4 is where he runs out of dares so he just eats gross food to get a rise out of people.
  7. I'm going to call Blockbuster Video and tell them about the "new me" until they hang up.
  8. Photo: Bank of America is like Lenny from Of Mice and Men; as gigantic in size as it is mentally impaired.... http://tumblr.com/xnh3iz9vw
  9. Bank of America is like Lenny from "Of Mice and Men"
  10. Both of the girls on Jerry Springer have beepers so it's hard to tell who is more independent. I hope we find out eventually
  11. Photo: It’s Eric’s birthday My grandma’s boyfriend arranged for the people at Baskin Robbins to leave a... http://tumblr.com/xnh3itz9z
  12. The Marty Povich television talking show is about DNA.
  13. The phone bill says that I talked on the cellular telephone for 44 minutes last month! I'm so social and outgoing!
  14. Link: Find Mitrice - molls: http://tumblr.com/xnh3ezdtg
  15. Photo: More from, “The Delusional Jackass” Maybe he was just being delusional jackass, but nothing pissed... http://tumblr.com/xnh3eqvpa
  16. Photo: An Excerpt From, “Ernest Joins the Force!” Most of the forensics team were milling about outside the... http://tumblr.com/xnh3eoodn
  17. @mikegermano I'll send my resume! It has plenty of "weaknesses" that are actually strengths and vice versa!
  18. Photo: A common mistake that a lot of people make when watching the Die Hard DVD Action Disc is that the... http://tumblr.com/xnh3e9qar
  19. The Bridezilla show is about a girl who screams that them big ass bitches better fit into those dresses come wedding day.
  20. I'm watching The Super Fat Idiot and His Hot Wife show! He's so bumbling I almost can't believe it!