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  1. I imagine the ratio of people who shit their pants to people who shit their shirt is astounding. about 14 hours ago from web
  2. I want a wolf, but will settle for a dog. about 20 hours ago from web
  3. I already have a mini iPad. Oh, and it's also a phone! 12:16 PM Jan 27th from web
  4. I wonder if Peyton Manning sent out a big Facebook invitation for today's game. 12:04 PM Jan 24th from web
  5. Can you get your balls pierced at Claire's? Yahoo Answers is not being very helpful. 3:38 PM Jan 23rd from web
  6. There are 169 people in the United States named Jean Schwartz. There are 0 named Bermuda Schwartz. 7:40 AM Jan 22nd from web
  7. Eating anything with horseradish reminds me that I'm Jewish. 12:02 PM Jan 21st from web
  8. "I'll tell you what The Real Situation is, I'm the Fuckin' Weasel." - Jersey Pauly Shore 8:20 AM Jan 21st from web
  9. Die Hard or Diarrhea. 8:55 AM Jan 20th from web
  10. Just did a spot at The Comic Strip. You should go there if you want to spend a night in 1983. 9:53 PM Jan 19th from web
  11. "For years, our customers have been saying our cardboard tastes like Domino's pizza crust." - CEO of America's #1 box company 11:23 AM Jan 19th from web
  12. By naming the show "Reading Rainbow", what they're really saying is "Reading is Gay". 9:58 AM Jan 19th from web
  13. The pizza delivery guy's name was Dong. 6:23 PM Jan 18th from web
  14. Baron Davis: best beard in sports! 12:59 PM Jan 18th from web
  15. Lots of dildos look like giant gummy candies, but they probably taste like either pussy or asshole. 12:53 PM Jan 18th from web
  16. Let's please not forget that today is also Winnie the Pooh Day: http://www.wikihow.com/Celebrate-Winnie-the-Pooh-Day 7:54 AM Jan 18th from web
  17. My favorite part in basketball is when the players do that lay-up thing where they touch the rim. When did they start doing that!? 7:38 PM Jan 17th from web
  18. Pretty sure my dad just calls me now to pitch joke ideas. 2:45 PM Jan 16th from web
  19. Doogie Schnauzer, Pugly Betty, Cocker Spaniel Day Lewis, Winnie the Poohdle, Golden RetriEva Longoria, Chiwawa Walters, Labrador Dali 1:19 PM Jan 14th from web
  20. Where did you get that tie? Thailand. 9:37 AM Jan 14th from web