essentially_me
- I don't get it. Eve eats an apple & I get menstrual cramps because of it? I would hate to think what would've happened if she ate a banana.about 2 hours ago from web
- "Why are there dating sites for different religions? A sausage is a sausage."
"Sure, but some religions don't want the casing. Weed it out."about 3 hours ago from web
- Orange. #crushabout 5 hours ago from web
- @smashedpotatoes I"M SORRY I MISSED YOU!!! Thank you @smashedpotatoes for #FF LOVE!!! In my defense it's early here for a Saturday morning.about 10 hours ago from web in reply to smashedpotatoes
- @BakeMyFish Ahh ... I stand corrected. And thanks! :) At least someone wants to fuck me. Even if he is imaginary. **Sigh**about 10 hours ago from web in reply to BakeMyFish
- @BakeMyFish Hey thanks for the EVERYDAY love! And a BILF? A boy I'd like to fuck? I"M A GIRL! OH WAIT ... B = blogger not boy .. too early.about 10 hours ago from web in reply to BakeMyFish
- Thanks to @beornica, @SuccessfulPeopl, @NobodySharpstic, @ruthakers, @kolchak, @aurora00, @atsirhc, @ninjacentric, @blueeyeddeb 4 #FF love!about 10 hours ago from web
- I woke up with crumbs in my belly button and a bottle of hot sauce in my bed. So whatever happened in bed last night, at least it was tasty.about 10 hours ago from web
- He washes his hands so incessantly, you'd think he was a descendant of Pontius Pilate.about 21 hours ago from web
- @paul_e_wog SHHH! I was trying to protect your identity!12:49 PM Jul 31st from web in reply to paul_e_wog
- What I just sent in a DM:
Dude I'm not showing my boobie over the computer!
That's how you cyber, right?12:34 PM Jul 31st from web
- My hemp garden brings all the hippies to my yard.11:24 AM Jul 31st from web
- What mostly keeps me away from church is the body of Christ tastes stale. I mean I know he's been dead a long time, but infuse some flavour!11:20 AM Jul 31st from web
- The thing about a food baby is that it never gets a chance to be born & meet other food babies and go to food baby school. It's sad really.8:55 AM Jul 31st from web
- Oh and vomit too. BRB!6:40 AM Jul 31st from web
- If I could bottle this regret I have, it would smell like a late night snack of Ruffles Sour Cream & Onion chips. And morning diarrhea.6:37 AM Jul 31st from web
- A Canadian nightmare is when a fake painted Moose comes to life to torment you by calmly walking by you. Even our bad dreams are polite.2:35 AM Jul 31st from web
- Great.
Looks like it's that time of the month where my uterus makes a scrambled egg.3:16 PM Jul 30th from web
- I've come to the realization I need to accept that at some point in time, I will have seen most, if not all, of my girl friend's nipples.2:22 PM Jul 30th from web
- Now there goes a fellow who is really passionate about interior design.
Whenever I see him, he always asks if my carpet matches my drapes.11:45 AM Jul 29th from web
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- Name Essentially Me
- Location Land of Igloos
- Bio Enjoys lunges and squats.
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