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George Gallo
Stand-Up / Alternative / Improv
George Gallo Welcome to the 21st Century--Just as sleazy as the 20th, just more gadgets

Male
71 years old
New York, NY
United States



Last Login: 11/5/2009
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BioGeorge Gallo is one of those performers that keeps his audiences riveted because they don’t want to miss a thing. Whether he is performing on stage, or directing/producing/acting in a video short, he is an entertainer to the very core.

George began "performing" as early as the fourth grade, and says by the seventh grade even his teachers took notice. One teacher even went so far as to take George around where he impersonated all of the teachers in the school - and kept them all laughing while he did it. He was in fact voted "Most Humorous" by his high school class, but it was his talent for mimicry that has morphed into an uncanny ability to reproduce an exact sound, voice, or character.

A child of the seventies and admitted science fiction freak, his influences include Cheech and Chong, Robins Williams, Eddie Murphy and Steven Spielberg movies. His involvement as an extreme BMX bicyclist gave him the physical confidence to work in a high degree of physicality into his performances, and he soon began acting in, producing, and directing short segments for radio. These "bits" led to video segments that have since been featured on NBC, Make Me Laff, FOX, and Comedy Central, to name a few. Word of his talent for writing led to several segment writer gigs, as well as featured comic spots at some of NY’s most well-known comedy venues.

A few of his standard bits that you don’t want to miss include the backwards record because it not only showcases his sound effect talent, but it’s so funny that it’s hard to tell which is more impressive - the sound replication or the humor. "The thing about George is that he loves to laugh and he loves being funny," says fellow comedian and frequent performing partner, Terry McNeely. "When you love what you do, it all comes together. And George is one of those comedians you can see again and again and never get tired.

With more than 40 video shorts to his credit including the most recent "Downtown Taxi in NYC" and "Annoying Cell Phone Guy" (www.georgegallo.com) George plays with the human condition like dangling yarn in front of a cat. A native Long Islander, he has been performing across the tri-state area for more than 15 years. His stints on 92.3 K-Rock, Caroline’s Comedy Hour, Short Attention Span Theatre, Evening at the Improv and as a segment writer make him one of the most diverse and sought-after entertainers in the industry.

George is very selective about his content and language, and feels responsible to create comedy that is funny without being offensive. (Unless the offensive thing is really really funny.) For more information, or to view George’s video shorts and other credits, visit www.georgegallo.com.
Websitegeorgegallo.com
Influences. . . I would like to instead call this INSPIRATIONS & influences in chronological life order: Charlie Chaplin, Bugs Bunny, Mel Blanc, Gene Wilder, Marty Feldman, Mel Brooks, Peter Sellers, Blake Edwards, Jack Nicholson, George Lucas (Star Wars), Steven Spielberg (Poltergeist), Robin Williams, Dan Aykroyd, Tommy Chong (directing), Cheech Marin, George Carlin, Michael Winslow, Steve Martin, Eddie Murphy, Chevy Chase, Friday the 13th, Dennis Miller, Denis Leary, Otto & George, Bill Hicks, Chris Farley and all of my friends who I grew up with, they are all fun and funny idiots.
MembersGod, Mom, Vic, Vincent, Thomas, Michael, Gianna, Terry McNeeley, Carie Karavas, Danny Aiello, Ted Alexandro, Daily Comedy, Ray Ellen, Brian Ulrich, Kenan Harkin, John Fatigate, Mike Buckley, Mike Parienti, The Comic Strip, Colin Kaine, Joey Gaye, Carolines on Broadway, Governors Comedy Club, Apple Computers, Neil Rubinstein, Ryan Brook, Not If But When, Wonderland Productions and Bang Pictures
TV ShowsMTV. . . . .2000 Music Awards MTV. . . . . . . . . . . Kamikaze A&E; . . Evening at the Improv A&E; . .Caroline’s Comedy Hour Com Ctl. . .Shrt Att Span Thtr Com Ctl . . . . . . .Freak Show Com Ctl . . . .Jim Breur Show Fox. . . . . .NFL’s Grunt & Punt NBC. . . . . . .Dew Sports Tour WNBC. . . .News Commercial ABC. . Americas Funniest Ppl
AlbumsThe Insanity Tapes: Part I: "Fudster’s Log: 6/23/86" Part II: "Want to Go For a ride in My Blood Stained Pick-Up?"

    George Gallo's Interests
MoviesThe Bourne Ultimatum
BooksThe Holy Bible and computer manuals. . .I have all the stories I'll ever need in my head and around me.

     George Gallo's Details
Status:Single
Here for:Networking
Body type:6' 0"
Zodiac Sign:Libra
Occupation:Time Continuum Disruptor

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Stand-Up in NJ (2 of 2) - George Gallo
Stand-Up in NJ (2 of 2) - George Gallo rating
Riding the Escalator - King of Prussia, PA
Riding the Escalator - King of Prussia, PA rating
Stand-Up in NJ (1 of 2) - George Gallo
Stand-Up in NJ (1 of 2) - George Gallo rating
30 Chinese Restaurants in 30 Seconds
30 Chinese Restaurants in 30 Seconds rating
Annoying Cel Phone Guy
Annoying Cel Phone Guy rating
Downtown Taxi in NYC
Downtown Taxi in NYC rating
Subway Sales Guy
Subway Sales Guy rating
Carolines Comedy Hour
Carolines Comedy Hour rating
An Evening at the Imrov
An Evening at the Imrov rating
Staying Awake While Driving
Staying Awake While Driving rating
 

   Upcoming Gigs
Oct 29 2009 8:00P
THE BROKERAGE COMEDY CLUB Bellmore NY
Oct 30 2009 7:00P
NORTHPORT VA HOSPITAL Northport NY
Oct 30 2009 8:00P
PRIVATE FUNCTION Bethpage NY
Nov 7 2009 8:00P
COMEDY EVENT-TBA PORT JEFFERSON NY
Nov 13 2009 9:00P
FLAMING HEARTH Farmingville NY
Nov 19 2009 8:00P
GOVERNORS COMEDY CLUB Levittown NY
Nov 21 2009 7:30P
COMEDY EVENT Avenel NJ
Dec 4 2009 7:00P
DUBLIN DOWN Blue Point NY
Dec 5 2009 10:00P
POCONUTS COMEDY CLUB Swiftwater PA
Jan 28 2010 9:00P
SUSHI EXCELLENT Staten Island NY
Feb 12 2010 8:00P
CITY STEAM Hartford CT
Feb 13 2010 8:00P
CITY STEAM Hartford CT

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Nov 5 2009 2:18 AM

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Oct 28 2009 12:34 AM

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Oct 21 2009 9:47 PM

Happy Birthday Handsome!  Have a great day :)
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Gerty McDowell

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Oct 18 2009 4:38 PM

Thank You for that video, the escalator ride in King of Prussia PA.

What an interesting name for a town (?)

How goes it with you?

It, said video, offered some needed comic relief, after feeling quite lugubrious and MANIACAL generally.

I hope you are well.

Thank  You.

XOXO-

Lauren
Shane Forrester

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Oct 18 2009 4:37 PM

Passing by to say hello to you.Thanks for being a friend! Hope you have a great weekend! Great to meet you :)
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Oct 18 2009 4:37 PM

Hey!! How are you?
Thanks for the add btw..
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Click here to see my YouTube videos or go to my Myspace
buy PAYDAY album in blog...

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Oct 18 2009 4:37 PM

Thanks 4 adding me to your list of friends
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Oct 18 2009 4:37 PM

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Oct 18 2009 4:37 PM

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Oct 15 2009 11:57 PM

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Oct 14 2009 4:11 PM

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Oct 12 2009 4:50 PM

yea nice riding. you were really good at Biking.
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Oct 7 2009 3:10 AM

Thanks for the add, hope you are having a good monday, F.o.
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Oct 5 2009 2:48 AM

Thanks for the request.
I hope you're having a good night.
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Oct 5 2009 2:24 AM

yes, literally LMAO!
Teresa

Teresa



Oct 4 2009 8:13 PM

LMAO!!! :)  Too Funny!!!
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Oct 4 2009 8:12 PM

I know it's your word....I was referring it back to you.  Love the video.  Hope all is swell in comedy land :)
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Oct 3 2009 5:38 PM

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Oct 3 2009 4:21 AM

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