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BillBailey

favourite bit of watching the Ryder Cup, every time a golfer did a practice swing, 6 yr old son would laugh and say "ha, he's missed' 32 minutes ago via web
just seen my good friend Sean Lock recording his show 'Lockipedia' for DVD - excellent stuff, very funny about 19 hours ago via web
@_Ill_Padrino no tinnitus in my ears thank gawd but I know a man who has - will ask about 21 hours ago via web in reply to _Ill_Padrino
My good friend Martin Trenaman is in Phone Shop on tomorrow night E4 10pm about 22 hours ago via Mobile Web
thou shalt not make repetitive generic music thou shalt not make repetitive generic music thou shalt not make repetitive generic music 7:09 PM Oct 5th via web
"thou shalt not 'move to the sound of the wickedness' " wise words + bracing beats from @danlesac vs @Scroobiuspipyo 7:05 PM Oct 5th via web
oh and listening to Scroobius Pip Vs Dan le Sac "thou shalt not watch Hollyoaks" amen brothers 6:46 PM Oct 5th via web
no sleep for days now - in a fugue of activity - editing dvd - writing music - eating dried apricots with the pin of an anarchy badge 6:38 PM Oct 5th via web
Hot Fuzz double wigger - I favour the curly 7:03 AM Oct 3rd via Twitter for BlackBerry®
@WExpressShow that should be 'vous gagnez' or 'tu gagnes' - but either way, merci mon brave 4:02 PM Oct 2nd via web in reply to WExpressShow
back in Blighty, in the rain, didn't know Hot Fuzz was on, nobody tell's me nuffin' 3:50 PM Oct 2nd via web
@Kerrie0 6:08 AM Oct 2nd via Twitter for BlackBerry® in reply to Kerrie0
02 Dublin, tonight convened the first meeting of the Church of Oud, and I am the High Priest.. 1:28 PM Oct 1st via web
at the 02 Dublin, about to go on .. keyboards fixed, bouzouki waxed, and dials set to the heart of Rock 11:17 AM Oct 1st via web
back from the first night at the 02, fantastic crowd as always in Dublin.. deadly craic 5:56 PM Sep 30th via web
slight technical issue, keyboard left over from the cold war - Clever Trevor sorted it - now in the pyramid of healing, 1:26 PM Sep 30th via web
Oi, Dublin are you all sitting comfortably? 12:03 PM Sep 30th via Twitter for BlackBerry®
At the O2 Dublin, preparing for my pre-gig nap a la Axl 'The Gimp' Rose 9:27 AM Sep 30th via Twitter for BlackBerry®
It's the pear cobbler,..rock and roll \m/ Resistance is Futile 2:59 PM Sep 29th via Twitter for BlackBerry®
In the Winding Stair in Dublin - excellent nosh as per. May have the pear cobbler..what d'you reckon? 2:34 PM Sep 29th via Twitter for BlackBerry®