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azizansari

  1. Props to Dell Anima in NY for a great brunch and for playing "Return of the Mack" AND "Regulators." #IdealBrunchSoundtrack 12:37 PM Oct 3rd via Echofon
  2. @csarva fig!!! 1:45 PM Oct 2nd via Echofon in reply to csarva
  3. @JoshuaCG Haha! I get bored sometimes! You are right though. 10:46 AM Sep 30th via Echofon in reply to JoshuaCG
  4. @MatthewJames6 Sorry, focusing on acting/standup career more than my "tweet" career, so please feel free to unfollow me. 10:17 AM Sep 30th via web in reply to MatthewJames6
  5. @unitedbyblood You are a fucking asshole. I've done comedy for ten years. Every comic i know respected Greg. 10:05 AM Sep 30th via Echofon in reply to unitedbyblood
  6. RT @nymag Exclusive! Your weekly dose of 'Parks & Rec' backstage: @AzizAnsari, practical joker. http://nym.ag/9aFNpn #ParksandRec 10:04 AM Sep 30th via Echofon
  7. Very sad to hear the news about Greg Giraldo. One of the most respected comics I can think of. The world has lost a hysterical man. RIP. 4:01 PM Sep 29th via web
  8. @THEJonPenn Bon Iver did. Blood Bank EP fool! 3:19 PM Sep 29th via Echofon in reply to THEJonPenn
  9. Audio: Kanye West ft. Bon Iver - Lost in the World This song is straight fire!!!! I don’t think everyone... http://tumblr.com/xkqk12g3k 10:19 AM Sep 29th via Tumblr
  10. @ChickfilA Chick-fil-a Sauce. Also enjoy Polynesian. 12:17 PM Sep 28th via web in reply to ChickfilA
  11. @djtiger Nope, Dangerously Delicious is a new hour. 10:04 AM Sep 28th via web in reply to djtiger
  12. Judd Apatow & Dave Eggers are doing a cool charity event in LA on Oct 29th for @826LA --> http://826la.eventbrite.com/ 9:09 AM Sep 28th via web
  13. Amy Poehler is hosting Saturday Night Live tonight!!! Watch that!! And don't do crystal meth. My advice for tonight. 10:19 PM Sep 25th via web
  14. Ok San Diego - where should I get fish tacos/mexican/burritos? Also may handful of tix left for 2nd show at HOB. 12:14 PM Sep 25th via web
  15. Where should I get lunch at San Diego?? 11:22 AM Sep 25th via Echofon
  16. Final Dangerously Delicious standup show in NY at Carnegie Hall on January 22nd! Tickets on sale now: http://bit.ly/azvxK6 4:15 PM Sep 24th via Echofon
  17. Your citys a sucker. My citys a creep. #needtomovebacktonyasap #lcdkilleditinnj 7:31 PM Sep 23rd via Echofon
  18. Those asking about Parks & Rec: Don't worry, we'll be back soon with great episodes. In the meantime, go here: http://bit.ly/clKknM 12:45 PM Sep 23rd via web
  19. @TheAstorKings found em! 8:07 PM Sep 21st via Echofon in reply to TheAstorKings
  20. @CharlieSheena don't come, you sound awful 12:24 AM Sep 21st via Echofon in reply to CharlieSheena
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