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Yes Pat Buchanan, focusing on fighting "Jim Crow Liberalism" will bring the Republican Party back to the top!: http://is.gd/xPXa11:15 AM May 8thfrom web
@DonGlover Ever heard Sam Cooke "Live at the Harlem Square Club, 1963"? The last three tracks w/ Having a Party as the closer are amazing!8:05 AM May 7thfrom web
fun = white people in rubber shoes all over the dang place7:58 AM May 7thfrom web
RT @BilboBloggins @Oprah won't endorse THERE AND BACK AGAIN for her book club, but she WILL endorse KFC's crappy non-fried chicken? Come on!7:51 PM May 6thfrom web
@DCPierson Hey! What's the name of that Jamacian-made sunlight simulator specifically designed for use on male genitals? I forgot.5:22 PM May 6thfrom web
@DCPierson @peteymca I don't know why I can't leave this to better pun-crafters. Maybe Risa knows why. ALASKA and get back to you.3:05 PM May 6thfrom web
@DCPierson full disclosure: Creep did a bunch as a warm up one time but I was bad at it and I forgot all the ones other people came up with.10:50 AM May 6thfrom web
@elizaskinner @DCPierson No! Making state puns is more therapeutic than chanting sacred syllables. WYOMING is more popular, I'll never know!10:46 AM May 6thfrom web
@DCpierson Have you ever done puns with the names of all 50 states? If you do in the future, let me know because I particularly enjoy them.9:25 AM May 6thfrom web
@roblathan
Me: SEIS that DE worst Cinco de Mayo contest prize evah?
Anyone else about to have a heart attack: MAYbeOooooh!9:18 AM May 6thfrom web