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rejecter

  1. @markleggett In Sweden they're called Destinee.
  2. What you see here is my critique of civilisation, cleverly disguised as acquiescence.
  3. You should fear being blandly liked. What are you, a piece of cheese? A goddamned romcom?
  4. I can't live in a world where Alanis Morissette's hair roams free.
  5. @obxlaw Life's a jill, and then you die.
  6. There is no rehab for a reader.
  7. @has2b_christyv Are you a fast procreatrix?
  8. Thanks to Spotify, I can now listen, for free, to all the music I hate.
  9. If this were a fable, you'd be ferrets.
  10. Listening to Agnetha Fältskog. She's singing out of her legendary ass.
  11. RT @indefensible: State-sanctioned marriage is an unfair impost on the single. Instead of extending its reach we should ban it entirely.
  12. Look how silly I look trying to look stupid!
  13. It's so familiar, how you misunderstand me. Are you my father?
  14. My special brand of naïveté is “Naïveté You'd Like to Fuck.”
  15. Want to watch inner voids cry out their despair? Flick through a home-decorating magazine.
  16. Nose down, rear up—just like Henry Miller intended.
  17. “I'll just listen to one more song” is the new “Not tonight, I have a headache.”
  18. Sometimes some of you regret sending a DM, and delete it. Just so you know, I still get them as notification emails.
  19. “‘Islam’ didn’t attack America but is part of America.” http://twurl.nl/r3x1rc
  20. I don't think badly of people who star their own tweets. It's not like I'M prepared to jerk them off.