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Dammit_Liz

Glorion_JQ I worry there's not enough variety in my orcslaying Can't have future troubadours extolling my exploits, repeating themselves #journeyquest about 15 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone Retweeted by Dammit_Liz
@paulandstorm kraken crab dance about 8 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to paulandstorm
Cheebus Are hatchets typically dishwasher safe? Cooking is fun! about 10 hours ago via Mobile Web Retweeted by Dammit_Liz
My roommate is cleaning (and sharpening) a hatchet in the kitchen sink. about 11 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
RT @frankranz check out JourneyQuest written/directed by @mattvancil at journey-quest.com great hilarious new web series #journeyquest about 12 hours ago via Twitterrific
RT @Nara_JQ: Humans. Such an immature race. We should have never taught them how to make fire. about 15 hours ago via TweetDeck
Really? I think it suits you RT @Perf_JQ: occurs to me that bright yellow isnt the best adventuring color http://bit.ly/bfAMYE #journeyquest about 16 hours ago via TweetDeck
@chattydm the crazies say 'hi'. They miss you. about 16 hours ago via tGadget in reply to chattydm
I love downtown. It's got crazy people talking to themselves next to people on cell phones who look like they are talking to themselves about 17 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
So today the computer is thinking about working. Fingers crossed. I've got stuffs to do! about 19 hours ago via TweetDeck
RT @geeksdreamgirl: Important question: If u bring a bag of holding aboard the TARDIS, does it cause an explosion and the end of the world? about 20 hours ago via TweetDeck
Putting away my new zebra print duct tape. So happy <3 9:25 PM Oct 4th via Twitter for iPhone
@grantimahara my hunting partner @Cheebus points out that it is duck season 3:06 PM Oct 3rd via Twitter for iPhone in reply to grantimahara
Cheebus Came up with a brilliant idea with @Dammit_Liz: Adult Corn Maze (even better once it gets muddy). 2:48 PM Oct 3rd via mobile web Retweeted by Dammit_Liz
@grantimahara I'm starting off easy. First we catch the pumpkin, then we carve it into the face of a stormtrooper 3:02 PM Oct 3rd via Twitter for iPhone in reply to grantimahara
Quiet. We're hunting for pumpkins. 2:36 PM Oct 3rd via Twitter for iPhone
@ostrowd thank you! 12:11 AM Oct 3rd via Twitter for iPhone in reply to ostrowd
@wilw I just passed 500 followers... so watch out. ;) 2:04 PM Oct 2nd via Twitter for iPhone in reply to wilw
Great Scotch! #drunkbacktothefuture @wilw @loganbonner 4:52 PM Oct 1st via tGadget
@loganbonner @wilw I see the future like five times a week! But my fusion runs on wine! 4:50 PM Oct 1st via tGadget in reply to loganbonner