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igotyourcrazy

  1. I can't tell if this nice young Asian couple in this club are trying to dance or if they're having a seizure and I should call for help.
  2. You don't know torture until you've received a 1 minute and 18 second voicemail from my mother about absolutely nothing.
  3. I bet 2pac is working on some killer new material. It's been awhile since he's released an album.
  4. Getting Carmex in your mouth might me the next grossest thing to watching Margaret Cho dance.
  5. That's always a source of comfort to me when I go to the doctor.
  6. The person stabbing a needle in you for blood likely was watching Maury when they decided to get an exciting career in the medical field!
  7. FREE SHOW IDEA: Segments of midgets trying to give fat people hugs. You're welcome.
  8. It's a 105 in Los Angeles but weather.com says it feels like 100. They should just change that to "feels like Satan's breath."
  9. Shooting a strip club scene and man, they really nailed the background gentleman for the scene. The real creep of the crop.
  10. Shooting for NBC's comedy "Love Bites" today. I vote for a rename of "Getting Up at 7am to Learn Your Call Time Has Been Pushed Back Bites."
  11. Google Voice really is helpful with their transcripts of voice messages, you don't even have to bother listening (cont) http://tl.gd/65i0f7
  12. My STARmeter on IMDb is up 952% in popularity this week which is ironic because that's about the same percentage my income has dropped.
  13. Megan got me this awesome button that says "Take me to your perineum." I'm rockin' it. http://twitpic.com/2q3r6e
  14. En route to the Playboy Mansion where all the magic happens. And by magic I mean I usually end up with bruises of some sort.
  15. "Whomever shall come up with the term 'jeggings' shall die a most horrible and torturous death." - somewhere in The Bible
  16. Heidi and Spencer are both still following me. This changes everything. I guess I'll go with Team What's Your Next Publicity Stunt?
  17. I'm supposed to dress like I'm under 18 at a house party. So nowadays that's just a lot of words for full slut regalia?
  18. Whale watching is going to be more fun now that Craigslist shut down it's Adult Services. "Look at that BBW on the corner for 300 roses!"
  19. @ParasiteHilton Put the "fun" back in funeral.
  20. I'm not worried how much cleavage I might show tonight. Just hoping I don't show too much ovary with how tight my pants are.