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neilgrayston

  1. I'm raising my terror-alert-level alert color scheme level to puce.
  2. Canucks! #Eureka season 4 starts tonight on Space! Murricans! Watch my buddies on Stargate Universe (#SGU) and #Caprica on @Syfy! Booya.
  3. My favorite video of me, just because of the tag: http://tinyurl.com/2aabuf3
  4. @wilw I'll get my knife....
  5. About to shoot my first scene on #TrueHeroines with the lovely @FionaVroom and gettin' my 1950's style on.
  6. I like to buy used Harlequin Romance novels, highlight the references to genitalia, and leave them for the unsuspecting public to find.
  7. Two days, two trips to two different Wal-Marts. #KanyeAintGotNothinOnMe #ballin
  8. It's unfortunate when people pass away. It is also unfortunate when they are referred to as "angles" in their obituary. #Spelling
  9. Oh man, @TracieThoms, @DavidBlue and I just had some duck bacon tasting dish of deliciousness!
  10. Screw flying cars... cheeseburger flavored Doritos actually taste like cheeseburgers. The future is now. And it is terrifying.
  11. I hope the Mario Bros swing by Jersey Shore this season. And are somehow related to the Situation.
  12. If I was a transvestite porn star, my name would be Anna Conda.
  13. Huzzah! RT @wilw: I made another stupid cellphone video, with help from a special friend! http://bit.ly/aXGKyp
  14. #ArtIsNotMyForte
  15. Unfortunately, it looks like a brain damaged zombie horse with a candy bar embedded in its skull. http://yfrog.com/eiyq2j
  16. Many suggested an alternate harmonicorn. Some form of musical unicorn. I tried to draw one...
  17. I have a harmonica shaped like a corncob. The package calls it a cornymonica. Clearly, it should be called a harmonicorn.
  18. Oh snap! Foisted by my own petard, or whatever. RT @jumpergirl627: you're short exactly one, how much does that annoy you?