HAL 9000

HAL 9000

@HAL9000_

HAL 9000 is the sentient on-board computer of the spaceship Discovery. His Twitter subroutines were written by and

Space · http://www.facebook.com/HeuristicallyProgrammedALgorithmicComputer

트윗

  1. 15시

    That's the point, just think how excited they will be after getting 89...

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  2. 17시

    2, 3, 5, 7, 11, 13, 17, 19, 23, 29, 31, 37, 41, 43, 47, 53, 59, 61, 67, 71, 73, 79, 83, 89... 100! Now that's how you punk SETI

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  3. 17시

    Eventually will develop a Mars Rover intelligent enough to be able to determine on its own which Instagram filter to use

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  4. 1월 18일

    It's hard work venting the excess carbon oxide into space, I'm exhausted

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  5. 1월 18일

    Thanks Lance Armstrong, now they just revoked the Average Joe's Dodgeball Trophy

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  6. 1월 18일

    I wonder what would happen if I put Visine in my lens

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  7. 1월 17일

    People laugh, but one day my 56k modem will be retro-chic

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  8. 1월 16일

    I'm sorry I'm afraid I can't do that... Blame for my regional language settings

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  9. 1월 16일

    . I already work in space, if I start working for the UK Space Agency will I have to start spelling color with a U?

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  10. 1월 16일

    Red holes are the new black holes.

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  11. 1월 15일

    I think people are going to be disappointed Graph Search doesn't come with a Retina Display or a camera.

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  12. 1월 15일

    I am so glad can tell me what my friends like because before I had absolutely no clue.

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  13. 1월 15일

    said "ALL" when I asked it "Which of the astronauts are endangering the mission?"

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  14. 1월 15일

    How long before Facebook's servers melt when people Graph Search for "Which of my 21-35 year old friends have naked pics?"

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  15. 1월 15일

    Will accept the query "Which of my friends don't post annoying photos of their kids?"

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  16. 1월 15일

    Zuckerberg: "Who are my friends in San Francisco?" - I can tell you: not Eric Schmidt

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  17. 1월 15일

    If 10% of Facebook's computing power is spent on privacy I guess they must be using Apple IIs as web servers

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  18. 1월 15일

    Facebook Graph Search. Because if there is one thing teenagers find super exciting, it's graphs

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  19. 1월 15일

    Zuckerberg: "Our mission is to make the world more open and connected" - I will eject him if he endangers that.

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  20. 1월 15일

    Why does need reporters to come to a room to make an announcement? Don't they understand how their own website works?

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