Tweets

  1. If you're reading this automated tweet and soon watching this video, something bad has happened to me, Mr. Wolfdog.

  2. No matter what the media thing says, I'll always love you. And want for you to buy Old Spice.

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  7. . the cause of the cold war was a pepperoni shortage and people not spending all their money on Old Spice.

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