Tweets

  1. Ran out to buy parents an anniversary card. Got back to desk and realized card is covered in coffee stains. Didn't keep receipt. Crap.

  2. Went to sleep at 10:30pm and woke up at 1:15am, so today is going to be pretty damn great.

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