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Burnt-out employees are like drunk partiers, emphatically insisting that they're not.
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"futtock-shrouds" "catharpings" "clew-garnets". This was in just one sentence.
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@toddenders right. Er, I mean correct. -
It's pretty much impossible to read a Patrick O'Brian novel without Wikipedia.
#WTFDoesLarboardMean -
@mammatall maybe golf for a bit :( -
imagine a tennis ball bouncing off a human face forever
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I want Murray to accept the trophy in Braveheart face paint, raise is racquet above his head, and cry "FREEDOM!!!"
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Sorry, Paraguay, not Uruguay. Also Djokovic has amazing hair.
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Surprisingly, mine is not a pro-Murray household. Apparently he wore a Uruguay shirt when England was playing them in football
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@tomlorek everybody's Twitter Jesus at 4AM -
#☆。#★。#☆。#★ #。#☆ 。#☆。#☆ #★。#＼#｜#／。#★ Every day is Halloween #★。#／#｜#＼。#★ #。#☆。#☆ 。#☆ #☆。#★。 #☆。 #★
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#☆。#★。#☆。#★ #。#☆ 。#☆。#☆ #★。#＼#｜#／。#★ I'm so lonely #★。#／#｜#＼。#★ #。#☆。#☆ 。#☆ #☆。#★。 #☆。 #★
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Dreaming of squirrels https://vine.co/v/hWrbWIiHWip
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@mammatall@tomlorek@miss_splendid same to you mom! -
Bonfire of the Bravo-lebrities
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Hey everyone, everywhere, we should show up at all the airport international exit terminals with a sign that says Snowden. No, I'm serious.
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STOP TEXTING ME SNOWDEN
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@jmhodges you're a monster -
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