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  1. 4h

    wow, can't believe that was 4 years ago

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  2. 18h

    Burnt-out employees are like drunk partiers, emphatically insisting that they're not.

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  3. 23h

    "futtock-shrouds" "catharpings" "clew-garnets". This was in just one sentence.

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  4. 23h

    right. Er, I mean correct.

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  5. 23h

    It's pretty much impossible to read a Patrick O'Brian novel without Wikipedia.

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  6. 7 Jul

    maybe golf for a bit :(

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  7. 7 Jul

    imagine a tennis ball bouncing off a human face forever

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  8. 7 Jul

    I want Murray to accept the trophy in Braveheart face paint, raise is racquet above his head, and cry "FREEDOM!!!"

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  9. 7 Jul

    Sorry, Paraguay, not Uruguay. Also Djokovic has amazing hair.

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  10. 7 Jul

    Surprisingly, mine is not a pro-Murray household. Apparently he wore a Uruguay shirt when England was playing them in football

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  11. 7 Jul

    everybody's Twitter Jesus at 4AM

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  12. 7 Jul

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  13. 4 Jul

    #☆。#★。#☆。#★ #。#☆ 。#☆。#☆ #★。#＼#｜#／。#★ Every day is Halloween #★。#／#｜#＼。#★ #。#☆。#☆ 。#☆ #☆。#★。 #☆。 #★

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  14. 4 Jul

    #☆。#★。#☆。#★ #。#☆ 。#☆。#☆ #★。#＼#｜#／。#★ I'm so lonely #★。#／#｜#＼。#★ #。#☆。#☆ 。#☆ #☆。#★。 #☆。 #★

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  15. 4 Jul

    Dreaming of squirrels

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  16. 4 Jul

    same to you mom!

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  17. 3 Jul

    Bonfire of the Bravo-lebrities

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  18. 3 Jul

    Hey everyone, everywhere, we should show up at all the airport international exit terminals with a sign that says Snowden. No, I'm serious.

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  19. 2 Jul

    STOP TEXTING ME SNOWDEN

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  20. 2 Jul

    you're a monster

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