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  1. 9 Jan

    I try not to speculate. Maybe he's an expert witness?

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  2. 9 Jan

    Look everyone! followed me to the Eastern District of Texas.

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  3. 6 Jan

    Maybe you meant "awesome phoenix?"

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  4. 6 Jan

    "Eh, I'll let after-vacation me deal with it." — asshole before-vacation me

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  5. 2 Jan

    WHY DID I CLICK? I KNEW! I KNEW!

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  6. 29 Dec

    Liberals are winning the Culture War. It's time to start thinking about the aftermath. Let's start preparing a Marshall Plan.

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  7. 29 Dec

    Totally! Car is a little hard to see- cop car?

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  8. 27 Dec

    Everyone can win!

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  9. 27 Dec

    Reminds me of your Xmas cards. I like it.

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  10. 27 Dec

    I thought Sriracha was the Internet's new favorite thing, bacon being soooooo 2010.

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  11. 27 Dec

    More Hispanics than whites now go to college right after high school:

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  12. 23 Dec

    In re beard: I received approval from a barista at at and disapproval from a coworker. I think I've reached hipster length.

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  13. 21 Dec

    True story: I was raised to believe that the *real* Santa was a druidic sage, which my father implied was one of Tolkien's Blue Wizards.

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  14. 20 Dec

    There are definitely worse Fridays.

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  15. 20 Dec

    Angry housing policy Friday? Good times.

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  16. 17 Dec

    Reindeer in Noe Valley!!

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  17. 16 Dec

    Unironic Thomas Kinkade calendar; soap in decorative seashell; gift basket from chain coffee store. The only gift guide you will never need.

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  18. 13 Dec

    Seems legit.

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  19. 11 Dec

    And here’s how to order a large poster of that SF neighborhood map from

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  20. 10 Dec

    Would a blog featuring pictures of people taking pictures of trains/subway stations be, itself, a cliché?

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