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@jasmineeec

rude as in good

England, United Kingdom
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  1. Pinned Tweet
    Jun 22

    ladies imagine this, you go back to a guys house resigned to maybe a pillow each and hopefully some actual curtains. Bobby has been. there’s 900 cushions and frames everywhere. the bathroom still smells like Jonathan

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  2. 2 hours ago

    how does he have NEGATIVE DICK PRINT in GREY SWEATS and HAS HE PISSED HIMSELF

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  3. 14 hours ago

    this is a fart: 🍑💨

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  4. 17 hours ago

    last pack of holiday crisps 😪

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  5. 22 hours ago

    hmm

    A screenshot of tweet drafts reading “why doesn’t Rihanna, the biggest crush, simply eat me” and “also is it normal to eat a pot of kimchi a week”
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  6. Jun 26

    why is every wedding blog like "we managed to keep the costs down by having it on my dad's private estate and luckily my stepmum owns a fashion boutique so all the dresses were cheap oh and my brother in law hand crafts tables so that was all free. DIY and thrifty tho"

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  7. Retweeted
    Jun 25

    Either I take the drugs, or I sneeze fourteen times in a row, flip into a petrol tanker and cause a light explosion on the A59. Your call.

    As if hay fever wasn't annoying enough, some remedies could land motorists in trouble with the law for drug-driving:
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  8. Jun 25

    🗣 the crisis isn’t over just because Trump said he’d stop separating families 🗣

    🚨 THAT’S LITERALLY THE DEFINITION OF A HOSTAGE 🚨
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  9. Jun 25

    here's my summer playlist of all the music i've been enjoying recently! full of bangers and heat vibes. pls recommend me more of the same!!

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  10. Jun 25

    so how do u start planning a wedding

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  11. Jun 24

    an egg and cheese bagel REGARDLESS of the format of the egg and the cheese ???? ?? ?????

    my bf ordered an egg and cheese bagel and the guy gave him a hard boiled egg on cream cheese help what’s the number for 911
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  12. Jun 24

    my brother and Eve 😍

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  13. Jun 24

    BBQ 🌈

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  14. Jun 23

    I love all of the theories spawned by the myth of the 10 inch dick
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  15. Jun 23

    THINNER was toss absolute toss

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  16. Retweeted
    Jun 23

    'Bobby has been' like Santa

    ladies imagine this, you go back to a guys house resigned to maybe a pillow each and hopefully some actual curtains. Bobby has been. there’s 900 cushions and frames everywhere. the bathroom still smells like Jonathan
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  17. Jun 23

    GERALD’S GAME is truly great - strong recommend. THINNER (1996) next

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  18. Jun 23

    typo in previous tweet IT (1990) was rubbish I can imagine has nostalgic value but 3 hours of not scary now onto GERALD’S GAME (2017)

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  19. Jun 23

    with cauliflower nuggets and raspberry lemonade 😋

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  20. Jun 23

    first up STEPHEN’S KING IT (1980)

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  21. Jun 23

    doing a Stephen King film marathon with all day today

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