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A handy collection of awkwardness from the Very British Problems book http://amzn.to/1NlMpwq pic.twitter.com/FBNovbo1AB
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1st choice: Actual sleep 2nd choice: Lying comfortably until morning 3rd choice: Thinking about everything until morning 3, please
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Enjoy free UK delivery on all in the Very British Problems shop until midnight http://verybritishproblems.teemill.co.uk pic.twitter.com/kS1W2i6wvx
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Most heard on a Sunday: "I thought we were going to do something today?"
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Ways to respond to complete disaster: Well that's no good Oh dear It's hardly ideal Bugger Not to worry It's fine Could be worse Yay Great!
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Gentle reminder: It's free UK delivery on all in the Very British Problems shop until midnight on Sunday http://verybritishproblems.teemill.co.uk pic.twitter.com/28x7O46GYU
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"Ah well" - Translation: That's my life ruined
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Hope you don't mind but it's free UK delivery on all in the Very British Problems shop until midnight on Sunday http://verybritishproblems.teemill.co.uk pic.twitter.com/7VEAXMM023
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9pm: "So tired, going to bed" 2am and 354 Wikipedia pages later: "So that's how they make cottage cheese..."
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When someone drops a glass in the pubpic.twitter.com/1hc4RxxXmJ
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"Haven't you got somewhere to be?" - Translation: Sod off
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Being unable to look at a station clock without then immediately checking your watch or phone
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The sadness of realising you've picked a terrible motorway service station
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The fury of witnessing someone who's obviously realised they've queue jumped but seems to think "oh well, what's done is done"
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"It didn't quite go as planned" - Translation: I may have caused irreversible damage on a monumental scale
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"I'm going to sleep now" - Translation: I'm going to lie in the dark and think about all the awkward things I've ever done
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Being knackered from another full day of pretending you have the slightest clue what you're doing
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Comforting a crying person by holding your hand an inch above their shoulder
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As if...
@soverybritish greeting cards from@Woodmansternepic.twitter.com/Xq9Ppy5X4N
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"Yeah, maybe" - Translation: Nope, you're completely wrong
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