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    A handy collection of awkwardness from the Very British Problems book

  2. 1st choice: Actual sleep 2nd choice: Lying comfortably until morning 3rd choice: Thinking about everything until morning 3, please

  3. Enjoy free UK delivery on all in the Very British Problems shop until midnight

  4. Most heard on a Sunday: "I thought we were going to do something today?"

  5. Ways to respond to complete disaster: Well that's no good Oh dear It's hardly ideal Bugger Not to worry It's fine Could be worse Yay Great!

  6. Gentle reminder: It's free UK delivery on all in the Very British Problems shop until midnight on Sunday

  7. "Ah well" - Translation: That's my life ruined

  8. Hope you don't mind but it's free UK delivery on all in the Very British Problems shop until midnight on Sunday

  9. 9pm: "So tired, going to bed" 2am and 354 Wikipedia pages later: "So that's how they make cottage cheese..."

  10. When someone drops a glass in the pub

  11. "Haven't you got somewhere to be?" - Translation: Sod off

  12. Who would you choose?

  13. Being unable to look at a station clock without then immediately checking your watch or phone

  14. The sadness of realising you've picked a terrible motorway service station

  15. The fury of witnessing someone who's obviously realised they've queue jumped but seems to think "oh well, what's done is done"

  16. "It didn't quite go as planned" - Translation: I may have caused irreversible damage on a monumental scale

  17. "I'm going to sleep now" - Translation: I'm going to lie in the dark and think about all the awkward things I've ever done

  18. Being knackered from another full day of pretending you have the slightest clue what you're doing

  19. Comforting a crying person by holding your hand an inch above their shoulder

  20. Jul 26
  21. "Yeah, maybe" - Translation: Nope, you're completely wrong

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