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            <title><![CDATA[The Belle of the Gall]]></title>
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            <title><![CDATA[The Day of the Dread]]></title>
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            <pubDate>Tue, 03 Nov 2026 08:46:02 GMT</pubDate>
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            <title><![CDATA[Fried Green Zombies at the Gristle Stop Café]]></title>
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            <pubDate>Sun, 01 Nov 2026 07:12:39 GMT</pubDate>
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            <title><![CDATA[The Hexorcist]]></title>
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            <pubDate>Sat, 31 Oct 2026 07:34:15 GMT</pubDate>
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            <title><![CDATA[The Haunting of Chilled Spouse]]></title>
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            <pubDate>Thu, 29 Oct 2026 07:39:02 GMT</pubDate>
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            <title><![CDATA[Strange Fruiting and Hopeful Recruiting]]></title>
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            <pubDate>Tue, 27 Oct 2026 07:54:42 GMT</pubDate>
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            <title><![CDATA[Tripping the Light Instamatic]]></title>
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            <pubDate>Wed, 21 Oct 2026 07:35:43 GMT</pubDate>
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            <title><![CDATA[Boulevard of Broken Seams]]></title>
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            <pubDate>Sat, 17 Oct 2026 07:21:07 GMT</pubDate>
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            <title><![CDATA[Lust in the Rust]]></title>
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            <pubDate>Mon, 12 Oct 2026 07:02:28 GMT</pubDate>
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            <pubDate>Sun, 04 Oct 2026 07:03:41 GMT</pubDate>
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