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  1. Can't afford to see Funny People? Watch Knocked Up on TV and pretend Paul Rudd's character has cancer.
  2. We recommend @Dream_Tree for #FollowFriday they work with teens to give them hands on movie making experience....
  3. Biden drank low alcohol Buckler at the Beer Summit. He drank about 30 before throwing up and losing his cell phone.
  4. Fat Cat is mesmerized by Keyboard Cat: http://bit.ly/6SoCU
  5. David Ortiz tested positive for Pac-Man fever in 1982. Put an asterisk next to his initials on the high score board!
  6. Cowboy Monkey! http://FunnyOrDie.com/m/2rho
  7. RT @GhostPanther: #CaBudgetCuts Drug dealers now must go to Lego Land on a hot Sunday instead of prison for five years.
  8. Assume any red Ferrari you see around LA is Michael Bay's and key the shit out of it.
  9. #BringBackRossJoeyChandlerMonicaPhoebe oh and while you're at it #BringBackRachelle
  10. http://twitpic.com/c1to7 - The late night wars are heating up!
  11. Tiffani Thiessen is WAY too busy for a Saved By The Bell reunion: http://FunnyOrDie.com/m/2rl8
  12. Thanks for a ton of RT's on The Goods trailer! Congrats to @TheBanks who wins a FoD shirt. We'll do this again soon!
  13. Kristin Cavallari stopped by the office today for a shoot/parking ticket. http://twitpic.com/byvrp
  14. RT this trailer for The Goods to win a FoD shirt! 1 random winner will get chosen today: http://FunnyOrDie.com/m/2qx4
  15. Vote for a video in our poll and we'll feature the winner on the FoD homepage: http://bit.ly/43Rppp
  16. ESPN's Erin Andrews secretly filmed in her dressing room! http://FunnyOrDie.com/m/2ras
  17. RT @ScottAukerman Doug Ellin did it again! Gripping drama only HBO could air! Turtle got 2 cars, a watch and 3 bottles of wine for his bday!
  18. Raaaaaaaandy (@azizansari) wants you to see his new TV pilot/concern for Darfur: http://FunnyOrDie.com/m/2qud
  19. Some drunk driver thought he was checking into a theme hotel. A jail theme hotel. http://bit.ly/jOP8t
  20. @aam92378 is the caption contest winner! Enjoy your FoD shirt! http://twitpic.com/bnzr3 - Just let your Soooul Gloooooooow!!!!!!!