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robdelaney

Twitter: your funniest son, @serafinowicz, is on #RunningWild on FOX @ 9:30 tonight. Watch it so they can keep making it! 2 minutes ago via web
I did some things I'm not proud of in collage. about 1 hour ago via web
If something's REALLY entertaining, you should say it's "CedricTheEntertaining," so people know its true value. about 4 hours ago via web
Kick down your trailer door & let Christ's light bathe your soul, Maria Bamford is on Twitter! Follow @mariabamfoo now. about 4 hours ago via web
Ever see a hot chick from far away but then get up close and realize it's Jonah Hill? about 16 hours ago via Twitter for Android
shanenickerson I hired @robdelaney to work on the new @robdyrdek show because he's hilarious on Twitter. Take that, people who say Twitter is useless. about 24 hours ago via web Retweeted by robdelaney and 32 others
Networking Q: Can anyone recommend a social media expert? I feel like vomiting on someone. 8:36 AM Oct 11th via web
The biggest handicap there is, is a negative attitude, or as I call it, "Frown's Syndrome." 5:28 AM Oct 11th via txt
To me, the real "N-word" is JonBenet, because it has two N's in it & is a weird name that bums people out. 11:19 PM Oct 10th via web
2 felony assaults + 4 crowded elevator farts = snapping your gum once 7:42 PM Oct 10th via Twitter for Android
Write what you know. Unless you're Jay-Z writing about hanging out w/ the editor of Vogue magazine; then make something up. 4:58 PM Oct 10th via web
Here's a webcast interview I did last night that you can watch if you're a shut-in. It was very fun. http://yowie.com/show/19g 10:03 AM Oct 10th via web
I've easily spent over $700,000.00 on coffee so far this month. 8:57 AM Oct 10th via Twitter for Android
Crazy night. Huge pile of used dental dams next to the bed this morning. 8:41 AM Oct 10th via Twitter for Android
The magic of Twitter: http://yfrog.com/ekqbyp @serafinowicz @jenny_wade 12:22 AM Oct 10th via web
I saw a girl I used to date in college today, but it was in a "Body Worlds" exhibit. 3:57 PM Oct 9th via web
The Chilean miners are drawing up their own "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" policy for their wives concerning their time "down low." 2:36 PM Oct 9th via web
(phone rings) "Hello? Oh, hi Cthulhu." 11:25 AM Oct 9th via Twitter for Android
Joan Lennon would have been 80 years old today... 10:55 AM Oct 9th via Twitter for Android
Psyched to see Katherine Heigl & Josh Duhamel in "Knocked Up 2: The Handsoming" tonight! 5:10 PM Oct 8th via web